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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4798 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5151 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.