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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4528 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Votes: | 9802 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.