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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 156 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3775 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.