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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7873 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.