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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9327 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.