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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1768 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Votes: | 6758 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.