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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9145 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2147 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.