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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3112 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.