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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3513 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.