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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2916 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 9147 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.