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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6349 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.