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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1949 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 415343 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.