lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Animals Bred: 72
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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