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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7552 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 3711 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.
we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.