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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3044 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.
we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.