Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP

American, American male, employment, family, Fatherhood, gender equality, Gender Roles, Job Opportunities, Kids, Male, Marriage, marriage rates, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, P*Light, parenting, relationships, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, support systems, traditional values, work-life balance, Workforce

Are you tired of the American male sitting around playing video games all day instead of contributing to society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help us solve the plight of the American male by putting him back into the workforce… in Minecraft!

We have created a virtual economy where players can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even start their own businesses. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our SMP?

But that’s not all! We also host weekly marriage ceremonies where players can find their virtual soulmate and start a virtual family. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and be a part of the solution to getting the American male off the couch and into the virtual workforce. Plus, where else can you say you got married in Minecraft? Join us now and start living the dream… in pixels!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5305	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Farms Harvested:	393	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Limegaming

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”