Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
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