PleasureCraft SMP

Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	169	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BILcraftBaby2021

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	661	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1887	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and crumbling, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to build their house next to the village fountain. It’s like a reality TV show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner. So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more drama than a teenage romance novel, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your next “song title” relationship waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3318
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Items Found:	1259
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Fated Pursuit, Flora Unfurl, Fulminating Thunderstorm, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Rain Burst, secret societies, Server, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Tier List

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	9250	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	873
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical girl transforming into a mecha – unexpected and totally awesome!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with magical powers or building giant mechas to protect your base from invaders. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyBacheloretteFashion

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Star Shards Collected:	60
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Animals Bred:	85	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraftRealityCheck

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Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	4509	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5110	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Resuscitation Station

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Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ores Mined:	3803
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Animals Bred:	77
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars

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Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where players fall asleep in the most bizarre places! From snoozing on top of a giant cactus to catching some Z’s in a bed made entirely of diamonds, our server is full of unexpected napping spots. Who knows, you might even doze off in the middle of a heated PvP battle or while riding a flying pig! Come join us for a sleepover like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2