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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 903 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2259 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5472 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6960 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
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