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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4788 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Animals Bred: | 160 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
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