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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7899 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1941 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
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