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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5962 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 149 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!