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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3341 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 321 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
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