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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9231 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!