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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8349 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4728 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Enchantments Applied: | 249 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 8344 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
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