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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2933 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
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