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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5336 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4801 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!