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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3873 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 6221 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 1671 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!