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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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