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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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