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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5245 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
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So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
