PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

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CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

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Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	747196
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	245
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6641	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ores Mined:	8522	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

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SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3403
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

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Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	382536	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

play.redandco.fr

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	4628
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

play.llredux.xyz

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	9735	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Votes:	9334
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

mistylands.net

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	164
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

rededark.com

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crops Grown:	1191	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

play.freedompath.fr

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3151	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

play.venture-mc.com

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mines Excavated:	1772	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	287	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

play.thesquadmc.net

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

play.ottercraft.net