PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Votes:	4004	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Star Shards Collected:	107	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	New Chunks Explored:	290566
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	5

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

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Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6814
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1661	Volcanoes Explored:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	6478
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	73

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	4474
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

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DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Secret Passages Found:	8

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

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Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	547	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

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GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4677	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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