PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	666623
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

New Minecraft Servers

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GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Votes:	5985
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Runes Activated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
New Chunks Explored:	955067	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	999841	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	885	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crops Grown:	8369
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2972
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	355	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

play.mc-paradise.com