Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    **Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7250 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MEGA Planet

    MEGA Planet

    Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • efCraft

    efCraft

    About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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