Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Towns Built: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Magic Items Found: 1713 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY