Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Buildings Constructed: 28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 New Chunks Explored: 562141

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY