Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 2366 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Emeralds Found: 3419
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY