Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 278
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 8654 Love Letters Sent: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY