Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ores Mined: 1281
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY