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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4611
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 70 Villages Defended: 6
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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