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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9003 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6366 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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