Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Enchantments Applied: 244
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyWordplay

    CraftyWordplay
    hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

    join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Animals Bred: 34

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerminaMC
    Server Type SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

    Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

    2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

    Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

    3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

    Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

    4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

    Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

    5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

    Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Crops Grown: 4698 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Lonely Minecraft Server

    Lonely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Zombie Dances: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mines Excavated: 4167

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magic Items Found: 3426
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Crops Grown: 8922
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Enchantments Applied: 246 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 159 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Gods Slained: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Ores Mined: 8417

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Towns Built: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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