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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4500 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
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