haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got more drama than putin and kim jong un fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza at a sleepover. south korea even had to summon our ambassador cuz our border tensions are so high, it’s like a real life soap opera but with blocks and creepers. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious time of ur life, u won’t regret it…unless u forget to bring snacks, then u might regret it a little.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY