haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got more drama than putin and kim jong un fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza at a sleepover. south korea even had to summon our ambassador cuz our border tensions are so high, it’s like a real life soap opera but with blocks and creepers. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious time of ur life, u won’t regret it…unless u forget to bring snacks, then u might regret it a little.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Towns Built: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 3878 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY