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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1229 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6367 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!