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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6604 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 99 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!