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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5382 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!