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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7356 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!